Next time someone I hate starts talking to me :
(to best friend) : “Ugh, I’m gonna fake an epileptic seizure.”
best friend : “… you don’t have that.”
me : “That’s why I’m going to fake it, duh.”
(to best friend) : “Ugh, I’m gonna fake an epileptic seizure.”
best friend : “… you don’t have that.”
me : “That’s why I’m going to fake it, duh.”
